The Fink

The Fink

Tomorrow I’m heading back home to Finksburg, Maryland for the first time in over a year. I’ve been quite busy traveling for the book tour (including a 1,000-mile trek in 72 hours) and this visit is long overdue. Most people are confounded when I tell them I’m originally from Finksburg, a strangely-named town in state filled with strangely-named villes and burgs (within earshot there’s Fowblesburg, Gaithersburg, Eldersburg, Emmitsburg, Pikesville, Rockville, Burtonsville, and Sykesville). I grew up on Cold Saturday (click here for a Google Earth shot), a hilly green farm framed by reservoirs, lakes and tall thickets of pine trees. There are tractors and horses, docks and muddy rivers, which should keep the boys busy. My bro Aaron and I will likely hit the local links, crush a few drives, and follow it all up with something that might reduce my ability to operate heavy equipment. So please buckle your seatbelt, and return your tray to the upright position.  

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