My publicity agent at the University Press of Florida warned me not to keep tabs on my book through Amazon.com. She said Amazon’s system for book rankings was a beast unto itself, and bared no true measure of a book’s success. But nevertheless there I am every day, pulling up the site, watching TFH’s ranking skyrocket and plummet like the Dow Jones. After the piece in the Hollywood Reporter, I’m the 20th most popular book about Florida! How did I drop to 620,467th two days later? Sometimes I check my ranking three or four daily. I’m an Amazon junkie. I’m an Amazunkie.
But Amazon’s convoluted ranking system has also given me a false sense of greatness and immortality. Turns out my book is ranked above some of the greatest works of American literature and reporting ever inked on the page. So thanks to Amazon, I have compiled a list of books The First Hollywood is better than. Any questions/concerns/criticisms should be directed to Jeff Bezos.
* Of Mice and Men, John Steinbeck (Amazon ranking: 301,766)
* The Collected Short Stories of F. Scott Fitzgerald (663,328)
* The Catcher in the Rye - Cliffs Notes (211,118)
* The Kama Sutra Year: 52 Sensational Positions for Erotic Pleasure (unranked)
* The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Sewing (439,033)
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